Tone: Playful

Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • World’s Biggest Fan

    I took my friend to see the world’s biggest fan for his birthday.

    He was blown away.

  • Same T-Shirt

    At the party last night, there was a girl wearing the same T-shirt as me.

    It was a tight fit, but we managed.

  • Tom Jones Syndrome

    A guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I can’t get that song ‘She’s a Lady’ out of my head. It keeps repeating and repeating, and it just won’t go away.”

    The doctor says, “Hmmm… sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome.”

    The guy says, “I’ve never heard of that. Is it rare?”

    And the doctor says, “It’s not unusual.”

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  • ID Theft

    My friend David has just been a victim of ID theft.

    He’s now called Dav.

  • Happy Meal for Grown Ups

    Happy Meal for Grown Ups

    IF THEY MADE A HAPPY MEAL

    BAREFOOT SWEET RED CALIFORNIA RED WINE BLEND

    Babybel

    GHIRARDELLI INTENSE DARK SEA SALT SOIREE ALMOND

    FOR GROWN UPS.

  • Just Take the Fucking Picture Hillary

    Just Take the Fucking Picture Hillary

    It’s hip hop… You wouldn’t get it… Just take the fucking picture Hillary

  • Steal the Declaration of Independence

    Steal the Declaration of Independence

    We can steal your man

    @lordflaconegro

    Shawty in the back look like she gonna steal the Declaration of Independence

  • My Thai Artist Girlfriend’s New Art

    My Thai Artist Girlfriend’s New Art

    My thai artist girl friend just sent me her new art:

  • Expecting Some Magic – TADA

    Expecting Some Magic – TADA

    Expecting some magic out of this lad

    JAPAN

    TADA

    beijing 2008

  • The Speed Limit of Sex

    What is the speed limit of sex?

    68 — because at 69 you have to turn around.