Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
The second time let me down.
I thought my wife was joking when she said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop singing “I’m a Believer.”
Then I saw her face.
Why do scuba divers fall backward into the water?
Because if they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
It’s two-tired.
Did you hear about the guitar that aroused people when played?
It had to be put on the sexy Fenders register.
My father ran the marathon but my mother ran the 100 meter dash so I grew up with mixed race parents.
