A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
The bartender says, “Interesting pet. What’s his name?”
“Tiny,” the guy says.
“Why Tiny?” the bartender asks.
“Because he’s my newt.”
Tone: Playful
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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That’s 15-love
My wife said, “I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis.”
I replied, “That’s 15-love.”
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Butterflies in my stomach
I’d never make it on one of those “Survivor” shows. Every time I think about eating something like caterpillars, I start to get butterflies in my stomach.
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You don’t get any bigger than that
If I could be any concept, I would be infinity, ’cause man, you don’t get any bigger than that!
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Inspect Her Gadget
I’m starting a vibrator repair service.
I’m calling it “Inspect Her Gadget.”
