I’m guessing the reason it’s called a “staff meeting” is because of that guy in accounting who always seems to be playing with himself while he shows us his presentations.
Tone: witty
Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Some woman in traffic yelled out her window at me, “You suck!”
Some woman in traffic yelled out her window at me, “You suck!” Well, duh. How do you think we careened off the guardrail and into oncoming traffic in the first place?
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If whores were given performance reviews, I’ll bet “You REALLY
If whores were given performance reviews, I’ll bet “You REALLY sucked” would be positive feedback.
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she’s saying, “Look what I can do that you can’t
she’s saying, “Look what I can do that you can’t.”
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My cat likes to sit on our laps and lick herself clean. My son
My cat likes to sit on our laps and lick herself clean. My son says she’s telling us, “I feel comfortable with you and trust you.” I think
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I’ve been getting a lot of “but sex” lately. Women I date say,
I’ve been getting a lot of “but sex” lately. Women I date say, “I like you and all, but sex…”
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Ask all you want, but I ain’t showing you my Chanukah Bush
Ask all you want, but I ain’t showing you my Chanukah Bush.
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Dogs are man’s best friend. You can tell this because all your
Dogs are man’s best friend. You can tell this because all your other friends will stop having anything to do with you if you have their balls cut off.
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The train conductor kept telling me to get off, but trust me,
The train conductor kept telling me to get off, but trust me, with all that rocking the train was doing I had already done so.
