Topic: relationships

Relationship jokes, dating disasters, marriage chaos, red flags, and emotionally questionable laughs for people who have loved, lost, and texted anyway.

  • Killer Beatboxer

    Killer Beatboxer

    when yo girl is a killer beatboxer

  • Job Interview Today

    Job Interview Today

    My Girlfriend is so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck

  • Pinata Blindfold

    Pinata Blindfold

    Damn girl… are you a pinata? Because I’m gonna need a fuckin’ blindfold before I hit that.

  • Shy Person Tinder 5 Min

    Shy Person Tinder 5 Min

    5 minutes after “I’m kind of a shy person” On Tinder

  • Same Dad Hotwheels

    Same Dad Hotwheels

    Im horny

    yo hold up

    is that a 2002 Ferrari F355 Spider hotwheels on your nght?

    my dad used to have one hanging in the rearview mirror, one night he got in to ar accident and the airbag impaled it into his face

    no shit retard we have the same dad

  • Dishwasher Chopping Vegetables

    Dishwasher Chopping Vegetables

    HIM: the dishwasher is acting weird

    HER: what’s it doing

    HIM: chopping fucking vegetables

  • Express Up Only

    Express Up Only

    EXPRESS UP ONLY

    “Damn! That was a fast elevator!”

  • My Wife Likes Me

    My Wife Likes Me

    LADE HERSELF @ThebigLade

    Men truly don’t realize when a woman has a crush on them, do they??

    SilverFox @dantwodaughters · 3h

    I don’t even know if my wife likes me.

  • Lives With His Wife

    Lives With His Wife

    Women won’t date a guy that lives with his mom but they will date a guy that lives with his wife

  • Not a Match

    I was at a speed dating event, looking for a partner who can light my cigarette.

    The first candidate started telling me about how smoking is actually really bad for me.

    I told him that I appreciate his intention, but it’s not a match.