when yo girl is a killer beatboxer
Topic: relationships
Relationship jokes, dating disasters, marriage chaos, red flags, and emotionally questionable laughs for people who have loved, lost, and texted anyway.
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Pinata Blindfold
Damn girl… are you a pinata? Because I’m gonna need a fuckin’ blindfold before I hit that.
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Dishwasher Chopping Vegetables
HIM: the dishwasher is acting weird
HER: what’s it doing
HIM: chopping fucking vegetables
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Lives With His Wife
Women won’t date a guy that lives with his mom but they will date a guy that lives with his wife






