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Monster In Bed Not Specific

When you said you were a monster in bed, but didn’t get specific

When she says she likes it rough but starts crying when you kick her in the head

Her. I have multiple personality disorder

Him: Do any of them like anal?

Me: wanna fuck? 👀

Her: Why do u have to say it like that? Its supposed to be a magical moment

Me: Alakazam let me slam

I TRY TO AVOID MAKING SEXUAL INNUENDOS

BUT IT’S HARD

When she sits on your face sideways

Dear Lord. If you could just look away for 2 minutes.

When I’m home alone with my penis

When you’re fucking a girl in the butt and a balloon of heroin plops out

Don’t mind if I do.

DEEP THOUGHT: Why is spicy the only flavor my butt can detect?

Why can’t I eat pancakes and then 14 hours later be like OOH PANCAKES AGAIN