A guy goes to a whorehouse, feeling extremely horny. He’s willing to pay big money. The madame realizes that all her girls are currently occupied, but she doesn’t want to lose out on the cash. So she gets an idea.
Topic: sex
Dark sex jokes, adult memes, awkward hookups, bedroom disasters, and the kind of punchlines that should probably clear their browser history afterward.
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Cindy the Witch
Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.Unleash Chaos -
The Speed Limit of Sex
What is the speed limit of sex?
68 — because at 69 you have to turn around.
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Gordon Ramsay Dwarf Lookalike Eaten by Badger
rachel @raalaa_
Roses are red, Sugar is used to sweeten
Gordon Ramsay’s dwarf porn star look alike found dead in badger den half eaten
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Mirror Mirror
I want to have sex with someone who’s as attractive as I am.
That’s why I always masturbate in front of a mirror.
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Impressed by My Fat Balls
Don’t be impressed by money, followers, degrees and titles. Be impressed by humility integrity, generosity and my fat balls.
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Stacy Took My Virginity
[GUY]-“Stacy took my virginity last night!”
[FRIEND]-“Isn’t Stacy mentally retarded?”
[GUY]-“i wanted my first time to be special.”
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Wait for the Bulb to Cool Off
My girlfriend and I had sex a couple of days ago. She looked at me and said, “Turn the light off and stick it in my butt”. I guess I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first.

