Wife: honey the vacuum isn’t sucking
Husband: frustrating isn’t it
Topic: sex
Dark sex jokes, adult memes, awkward hookups, bedroom disasters, and the kind of punchlines that should probably clear their browser history afterward.
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Sure I Can Paint Your Ceiling
“Sure I can paint your ceiling”
*Michelangelo scoffs to himself*
“Gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dicks out though”
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When You Just Got Done Clapping Some Single Mom Cheeks
When you just got done clapping some single mom cheeks and need to hydrate for the next round
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So You’re OK Tattooing My Pussy?
So you’re OK tattooing my pussy?
Yes, of course, you realise I’m going to have to numb it first?
Yeah that’s fine…..
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Dolphins Are the Only Animals Other Than Humans That Enjoy Sex
DOLPHINS ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS OTHER THAN HUMANS THAT ENJOY SEX.
I HAD TO FUCK A LOT OF ANIMALS TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
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Greta Watching You Sit on a Plastic Dildo Instead of a Cucumber
Greta watching you sit on a plastic dildo instead of a cucumber
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It’s June 23rd and I’m Already Done With August
Men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer.
Christian @galacticla: It’s June 23rd and I’m already done with August.
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Midget Pole Dancing – For When You’re Short on Cash
MIDGET POLE DANCING
FOR WHEN YOU’RE SHORT ON CASH
