Me seeing boobs (age 15)
Me seeing boobs (age 50)
Dark sex jokes, adult memes, awkward hookups, bedroom disasters, and the kind of punchlines that should probably clear their browser history afterward.

Dear Lord. If you could just look away for 2 minutes.

You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t even move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.

WHEN YOU CAN’T GET THE SMELL OF THE ALTER BOY OFF YOUR FINGERS

WHAT DO SMOKING CIGARETTES AND EATING PUSSY HAVE IN COMMON?
WHAT?
THE FLAVOR CHANGES WHEN YOU GET TO THE BUTTT

IF TWO GAY BLACK MAN GET MARRIED AND ADOPT A BABY
WHICH FATHER IS SUPPOSED TO ABANDON THE FAMILY

When you’re giving her the full 4 inches
IF SHE DIES SHE DIES

When you blow a handful of black pepper in her face mid-ride to make her sneeze so the pussy tightens