The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.
The place was crawling with pussy.
Topic: sex
Dark sex jokes, adult memes, awkward hookups, bedroom disasters, and the kind of punchlines that should probably clear their browser history afterward.
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And Now My Little Boy, I Gonna Insert My Second Finger
AND NOW MY LITTLE BOY,
I GONNA INSERT MY SECOND FINGER
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What Are You Doing Father
“What are you doing father?”
“It’s called masturbating, you’ll be doing this soon”
“Why father?”
“Because my wrist is killing me!”
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When You’re Trying to Wash the Stink Off Your Sex Toy
When you’re trying to wash the stink off of your sex toy.
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First Ever Porno Featuring Two Sets of Siamese Twins
Brittany and Abby Hensel are teaming up with Jackie and Lola Anders to star in the first ever porno featuring two sets of siamese twins.
*MASTURBATES IN DISGUST*
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Grandma Used to Say Don’t Brag About How Good You Can Cook
Grandma used to say, “Don’t brag about how good you can cook, men will eat 3 day old pizza. Impress him with anal sex.”
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Girl I Know It’s Not Bingo Night But Ima Still Help You Find That G Spot
Girl I know its not bingo night
But ima still help you find that G spot
