Her: Deeper
Me:
Topic: sex
Dark sex jokes, adult memes, awkward hookups, bedroom disasters, and the kind of punchlines that should probably clear their browser history afterward.
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Portable Masturbation Hut
Portable Masturbation Hut
How many times have you been at the office, church, or PTA meeting and been reprimanded by a Negative Nancy for taking yourself to Pound Town? Probably more times than your moist fingers can count! Well now you’ll no longer need to sprint to the closet seconds before squirting your jort! thanks to the amazing Portable Masturbation Hut! Simply erect the unit in 18 easy steps, disrobe, and have a friend or coworker zip you into its warm confines. Then start treating yourself by beating yourself! There is no better way to discretely bring yourself to climax in public than this giant silver box.
#GK3945…………..99
Warning: Do not get moisture on the Portable Masturbation Hut. It is highly electrified!
“I’m in me!”
Just beat it…on the go!
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I Once Dated a Girl With a Twin
I once dated a girl with a twin.
People asked me how I could tell them apart.
It was simple, Jill painted her nails purple and Bob had a cock.
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Son, I Came Across This Porno Magazine Under Your Mattress
SON… I CAME ACROSS THIS PORNO MAGAZINE, UNDER YOUR MATTRESS
ASSES
…AND A LITTLE BIT ON THE FLOOR.
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Chloroform Puts the Sensual Back Into Non-Consensual
Chloroform
puts the sensual back into
non-consensual
