hotel: room 332, enjoy ur stay
dad: i assume the porn is disabled?
hotel: no it’s only regular porn you sick fuck
Topic: sex
Dark sex jokes, adult memes, awkward hookups, bedroom disasters, and the kind of punchlines that should probably clear their browser history afterward.
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Banging This Hot Chick on Her Kitchen Table – Quick Try the Backdoor
I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open
She said “it’s my husband! Quick, try the backdoor!”
Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don’t get offers like that every day.
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There’s Actually a Breed of Black Chickens That Hatch Black Eggs
There’s actually a breed of black chickens that hatch black eggs!
Search up “black cocks” urself if u dont believe me
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NuDen – Only Stripper in the World With 3 Boobs
NuDen – what’s your fantasy?
ONLY STRIPPER IN THE WORLD WITH 3 BOOBS
JUNE 13-16 AMAZING
Plan your summer accordingly.
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When She Ain’t Got No Hair to Pull So You Gotta Improvise
When she ain’t got no hair to pull so you gotta improvise
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Rubbed One Out for Them, Now No One Goes to Heaven
They think that women YouTubers can’t go to heaven because men masturbate over them. This is crazy.
Rubbed one out for them, now no one goes to heaven.
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When You Give Her the First Inch – We’re Halfway There
When you give her the first inch
Woah, we’re halfway there
