My dad just finished making a model of Mount Everest.
I asked him if it was to scale… He said, “No, it’s to look at.”
Delivery Style: deadpan
Deadpan joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Won’t = Wo Not
Quick tip for those who are struggling with English:
Don’t = Do not
Won’t = Wo not
Stay tuned for more tips.
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Still Wouldn’t Tell Me Why It Crossed the Road
I grilled a chicken for two hours…
Still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road.
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Home in Time for Dinner
Decided to quit my job and travel the world until I run out of money!
I should be home in time for dinner.
