My daughter broke two of my Freddie Mercury records.
Now she wants to break three.
Delivery Style: deadpan
Deadpan joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Your Chance of Getting Hit by Lightning
It’s silly to worry about storms.
Your chance of getting hit by lightning is exactly the same as your chance of getting hit by lightning.
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It Will Be Missed
I donated my old basketball hoop to the school for the blind.
It will be missed.
