I grilled a chicken for two hours…
Still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road.
Delivery Style: deadpan
Deadpan joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Home in Time for Dinner
Decided to quit my job and travel the world until I run out of money!
I should be home in time for dinner.
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Nearly Met Jesus
Hiking in your 70s is a great way to meet people.
Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist… and nearly met Jesus!
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It Tastes Like Ass
If you’ve never tried donkey meat, don’t bother.
It tastes like ass.
