The worst part about falling asleep in my Campbell’s chicken soup is waking up with stars in my eyes.
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Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The Top 17 Rejected Titles for the Fifty Shades of Grey Movie
17. There’s Something About Tying Up and Whipping Mary
16. Boundhog Day
15. Prince of Tied
14. Binding Nemo
13. Cloudy with a Chance of Beat Balls
12. Meet the Floggers
11. Back Side Story
10. The Hurt Licker
9. L*A*S*H
8. Rear Ender’s Game
7. 12 Angry Men and a Coed with Daddy Issues
6. 13 Years a Sex Slave
5. Lock, Stock, Cuffs, Shackles, Chains, Restraints, Ball Gags and Two Smoking Barrels
4. Blazing Paddles
3. Thor All Over
2. Dude, Where’s Your Fist?
1. Whip. Lash.
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He’s pure bread
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore because the ducks keep biting him.
I should have known better.He’s pure bread!
