One Liner Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.

The invention of the teaspoon caused quite a stir.

People who make broad generalizations are always wrong.

Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again.

Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble.

There have been some people on Facebook who have blocked me because of my bird puns. Well, toucan play that game.

Bob tells his buddy, “My girlfriend’s vagina smells like roses!”

Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.

His buddy says, “That’s incredible! You’re really lucky.”

And Bob says, “Yeah, but Rose has bigger tits.”

I was horrible in school.

I failed math so many times I can’t even count.

Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.

When you think about it, it’s the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.