Format: one-liner

One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Shortening Robert to Dick

    My friend hates it when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Robert.

  • Camouflage Trousers

    I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

  • Stumped

    I’ve been trying to come up with a good tree joke, but I’m stumped.

  • Dry Erase Boards

    Dry erase boards were a remarkable invention.

  • Took Me Back

    The other day, I was thinking about the time I put my very first car into reverse. Man, that took me back.

  • Repulsing

    Say what you will about CPR, but I find it repulsing.

  • Amazon Driver Work From Home

    My wife orders so much from Amazon that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably just let me work from home.

  • Nature’s Way of Saying

    Garage sales: nature’s way of saying, “Here, let me pay you to throw this out for me.”

  • One Word or Spread Apart

    Is buttcheeks one word or should I spread them apart?

  • Mrs Fire

    I really miss Robin Williams. He was a legend!

    Without a doubt my favorite movie of his was “Mrs Fire.”