I’d like to see a world without plagiarism. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.
Format: one-liner
One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Before the Crowbar Was Invented
Before the crowbar was invented, I bet that crows used to just drink at home.
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Music without lyrics
I don’t enjoy music without lyrics. It just doesn’t speak to me.
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Hemorrhoids vs Asteroids
The fact that “hemorrhoids” aren’t called “asteroids” is a major missed opportunity for science, health, and the English language.
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Boomerang Return Policy
Don’t be afraid to buy a boomerang online.
They have 100% return policy.
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Do you think it’s a big deal, if after years of marriage you find out your partner literally sucked hundreds of dicks before you met? Or is my wife making a big deal out of nothing?
Do you think it’s a big deal, if after years of marriage you find out your partner literally sucked hundreds of dicks before you met? Or is my wife making a big deal out of nothing?
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I just paid $35 for a 2 mile taxi ride to the laundromat. I feel like I’ve been taken to the cleaners.
I just paid $35 for a 2 mile taxi ride to the laundromat. I feel like I’ve been taken to the cleaners.
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Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like showering without Jerry Sandusky
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like showering without Jerry Sandusky
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I signed up for my company’s 401K…but I’m not sure that I can run that far.
I signed up for my company’s 401K…but I’m not sure that I can run that far.
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Global Warming Icebreaker
If you are meeting a new group of people and don’t know what to talk about, try mentioning Global Warming.
It’s a huge Icebreaker.
