Did you hear about the arrogant cannibal who started eating his own arms and legs?
He was so full of himself.
Format: one-liner
One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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This Thing Changes Everything
I got a new universal remote last week and let me tell you, this thing changes everything.
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Two No Shows But I Had Fun
I had my first threesome tonight.
There were two no shows but I had fun.
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At the Finnish Line
Where did the Helsinki marathon end?
At the Finnish line.
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Right Up There
Not sure if a colonoscopy is the most painful medical procedure but it’s right up there!
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The Last Thing You Want to Hear
When I was getting my physical, at one point the doctor told me I’d feel a small prick.
Definitely the last thing you want to hear before a prostate exam.
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Some Really Terrible Things for Money
In my day, I’ve done some really terrible things for money.
Like getting up early to go to work.
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Sails Are Going Through the Roof
I started a business making yachts in the attic.
Sails are going through the roof.
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A Solid 10 But Also Imaginary
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
