If I was a guy, I can guarantee you that as soon as I was left alone in a room, I’d rub my dick on everything while saying, “Mine.”
Format: one-liner
One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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In short, your parents fucked when the triangulation of stars
In short, your parents fucked when the triangulation of stars looked like a ram to some ancient guys and that’s why you’re the way you are.
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They call it Coca Cola Zero because if you drink that shit
They call it Coca Cola Zero because if you drink that shit that’s what you fucking are, punk. A FUCKING ZERO.
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Peanut allergies can cause rash, shortness of breath, toxic
Peanut allergies can cause rash, shortness of breath, toxic shock and me calling your kid a fucking pussy.
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(B0nrMunky) If there’s ever a tribute band for Spoon, it should
(B0nrMunky) If there’s ever a tribute band for Spoon, it should be called “Spooge.”
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Yoga mats aren’t designed to accommodate a guy’s balls. Remove
Yoga mats aren’t designed to accommodate a guy’s balls. Remove them and give them to the woman who brought you there for safe keeping.
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Some use a carrot and stick approach to motivate others. I think
Some use a carrot and stick approach to motivate others. I think it’s better to use a carrot and doughnut approach because fuck carrots.
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A Hummer limo seem like a good idea for Prom since the two best
A Hummer limo seem like a good idea for Prom since the two best things about Prom are right there in its name.
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Bill Cosby must feel good knowing the people who released doves
Bill Cosby must feel good knowing the people who released doves outside Michael Jackson’s child molestation trial might still love him.
