Format: one-liner

One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • The Ultimate Rejection

    What’s the ultimate rejection?

    When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

  • Epstein’s Christmas Dinner

    What does Jeffrey Epstein serve for a Christmas dinner?

    Holy infant, so tender and mild.

  • Registered Six Offender

    Why was six afraid of seven?

    Seven was a registered six offender.

  • Teeth Marks

    How do you know that a suicide victim was gay?

    The teeth marks are farther down the barrel.

  • Trans Fat

    What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?

    Trans fat.

  • Geometry Fetishes

    People with geometry fetishes — they come in all shapes and sizes.

  • Pot holes should be more fun

    If you break it down linguistically, pot holes should really be a lot more fun.

  • My master’s in Reverse Psychology

    You guys really shouldn’t make a big deal out of me just because I got my master’s in Reverse Psychology.

  • Tends to be yellower

    The rain falls upon the just and unjust alike, though the rain that falls upon the just tends to be yellower.

  • The 69th Wedding Anniversary

    The 69th wedding anniversary should be the dildo anniversary. Not only is the number appropriate, but you’re definitely not fucking anyone by then.