Format: one-liner

One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Head Cleaner

    Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.

    Sounds hot.

  • Sleeping Bag

    You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.

    You can’t ever move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.

  • Sign Language

    A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

  • Amish Rowboating

    Do Amish boyfriends rowboat the girlfriend’s titties?

  • Amish Romance

    I wonder — how do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candlelit dinner or just a regular dinner?

  • The Ultimate Rejection

    What’s the ultimate rejection?

    When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

  • Epstein’s Christmas Dinner

    What does Jeffrey Epstein serve for a Christmas dinner?

    Holy infant, so tender and mild.

  • Registered Six Offender

    Why was six afraid of seven?

    Seven was a registered six offender.

  • Teeth Marks

    How do you know that a suicide victim was gay?

    The teeth marks are farther down the barrel.

  • Trans Fat

    What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?

    Trans fat.