Format: one-liner

One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • A waist of time

    What do you call a belt made of watches?

    A waist of time.

  • He couldn’t complain

    I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.
    He said he couldn’t complain.

  • It didn’t have any engineers

    Why couldn’t the engine hear?

    It didn’t have any engineers.

  • Ken came in a different box

    Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
    Because Ken came in a different box.

  • Every year it’s Dublin

    Ireland’s capital is the fastest-growing city.
    Every year it’s Dublin.

  • A pain in the ass

    My wife and I tried anal.
    She loved it, but for me, it was a pain in the ass.

  • BINGO

    What has 75 balls and fucks old ladies?
    BINGO.

  • Just one nail

    What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
    You can hang the picture with just one nail.

  • One less drunk

    What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
    One less drunk!

  • An arm and a leg

    If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, try swimming with sharks.
    It can cost you an arm and a leg.