What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A slipper.
Format: one-liner
One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The thesaurus throat
I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today.
I’ve got the thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
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Light blue
What’s blue and weighs very little?
Light blue.
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A meth head actor
What do you call an actor who’s addicted to meth?
A meth-head actor.
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A waist of time
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
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He couldn’t complain
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.
He said he couldn’t complain. -
It didn’t have any engineers
Why couldn’t the engine hear?
It didn’t have any engineers.
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Ken came in a different box
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Because Ken came in a different box. -
Every year it’s Dublin
Ireland’s capital is the fastest-growing city.
Every year it’s Dublin.
