What’s the three scariest words to hear while having sex?
“Honey, I’m home!”
Format: one-liner
One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Honey, I’m Home: The Ultimate Mood Killer!
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Paddy O’Furniture: The All-Nighter Legend!
Did you hear the one about the Irishman that stayed out all night?
Paddy O’Furniture! -
High Maintenance? I’m Outta Here!
I had a fling with a lady janitor, she was always stoned so I had to break it off with her…
I’m just not into high maintenance women! -
Leprechauns: Always a Little Short on Cash!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short. -
Trump Dodges Draft Beer Attack!
Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today
Don’t worry, it was a draft. He was able to dodge it. -
Left Side Cut Off? He’s All Right!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now. -
Rare Medium Well: A Steak Pun Delight!
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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Backward Splash: The Diver’s Clever Dive!
Why do scuba divers fall backward into the water?
Because if they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat. -
Two-Tired: The Bicycle’s Balancing Act!
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
It’s two-tired.
