Like my Grandad always says, go the extra mile in every job that you do.
Lovely man, terrible train driver
Format: one-liner
One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Extra Mile: Grandad’s Wisdom, Hilarious Outcomes
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Behind Bars: The Tale of Police Seats
What’s black and always in the back of a police car?
The seats. -
Post-Intimacy: A Robot’s Nuts and Bolts!
What does a robot do after sex?
Nuts and Bolts. -
Scandinavian Barcodes: Shipping Made Clever!
Why do they put barcodes on the side of ships from Norway?
So they can Scandinavian. -
Snoop’s Brown Rhymes: The Dre Connection!
What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre -
Signs I Missed: My Wife’s Silent Shift
My wife left me for a deaf guy.
I should have seen the signs. -
Waldo: Worth It or Just a Rip-Off?
I think I got ripped off.
I just paid $15 for the “Where’s Waldo” audio book. -
Temperature Check: Taste vs. Tradition!
What’s the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?
The taste. -
Linux: The Only Option for Spacebound Astronauts!
Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open Windows in space. -
Locating Legless Horses: A Clever Joke
Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Wherever you left it.
