My wife took everything from me in the divorce. Including my expensive shoes.
She has sole custody.
Format: one-liner
One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Divorce: She Took It All, Even My Soles
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Grief Lessons: Good Counsel, No Tears
My grief councillor died last week.
Luckily for me, though, he was very good at his job, because I really don’t give a shit.
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Between Marathons and Sprints: My Mixed Race Upbringing
My father ran the marathon but my mother ran the 100 meter dash so I grew up with mixed race parents.
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Blindfolded Style: Can’t See the Fashion!
I just bought a new blindfold, but I can’t see myself wearing it.
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Common Sense: The Deodorant of Wisdom
Common sense is like deodorant… the people who need it most never use it.
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Orthopedic Shoes: From Overrated to Essential!
I always thought orthopedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.
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Stolen Antidepressants: Find Joy in My Pain
To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy.
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Million Dollar Kindness: Giving Back with Joy
If I won a million dollars, I wouldn’t have to think twice about donating a quarter of it to charity because $999,999.75 is still a lot of money at the end of the day.
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Musical Peas vs. Hummus Heroes!
What’s the difference between Black Eyed Peas and chickpeas?
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, while chickpeas can only hummus one. -
Polish Women: Monthly Challenges and GED Tests
What’s long, hard and given to most Polish Women at Least once a month?
A GED Test
