My wife left me for a deaf guy.
I should have seen the signs.
Format: one-liner
One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Signs I Missed: My Wife’s Silent Shift
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Waldo: Worth It or Just a Rip-Off?
I think I got ripped off.
I just paid $15 for the “Where’s Waldo” audio book. -
Temperature Check: Taste vs. Tradition!
What’s the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?
The taste. -
Linux: The Only Option for Spacebound Astronauts!
Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open Windows in space. -
Locating Legless Horses: A Clever Joke
Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Wherever you left it. -
Seagulls or Bagels? A Silly Dilemma!
Why won’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels. -
Making Every Second Count in Toyland!
I just got a job making toy Dracula dolls.
There’s only 1 other employee, so I have to make every second count. -
Killer Whales: Masters of the Ocean Performance!
Do you know what’s great about orcas?
They do a killer whale impression. -
Trycocksagain: A New Hope for Lesbians
The FDA just approved a medication for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycocksagain. -
Sikh Sense: Intuition at Its Best!
What do you call someone in India with great intuition?
Sikh sense.
