Format: short form

Short form comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • One Snatches Watches

    What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

    One snatches watches.

  • Onions Was Such a Good Dog

    One day when I was young I walked into the kitchen and saw my dad cutting up onions, and just everything came over me I broke down crying. Onions was such a good dog.

  • Habit Forming

    The national committee of tailors has issued a warning about making clothes for nuns.

    Apparently, it’s habit forming.

  • You Can Unscrew a Lightbulb

    What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

    You can unscrew a lightbulb.

  • Why Is the Bible Like a Penis

    Why is the Bible like a penis?

    You get it forced down your throat by a priest.

  • I’m Dreading It

    I’m not a hairdresser, but a friend of mine asked me to do their hair like a Rastafarian.

    I’m dreading it.

  • I Became Transparent

    When my son came out as a girl, I told her she could no longer see me.

    It’s cause I became transparent.

  • Its Driving Me Nuts

    A pirate walks into a bar with a small steering wheel attached to the front of his pants.

    The bartender says “Hey! You have a small steering wheel attached to the front of your pants!”

    “Arrr. I know,” replied the pirate. “It’s driving me nuts.”

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  • A MILF Shake

    What’s the term for getting a handjob from a single mom?

    A MILF shake.

  • Posterchild for Posterchildren

    I’m glad that there isn’t a disease where children are born with thin paper bodies. Although I guess it might be fun to be the posterchild for posterchildren.