Format: short form

Short form comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • So Why Do You Hide It Every Time Dad Comes Home

    Sassy Little Jenny tilts her head and asks, “Mom, what’s that?” as she points at her silver vibrator.

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    Mom sighs and says, “It’s a toy for grown-ups.”

    Jenny smirks and goes, “So why do you hide it every time Dad comes home?”

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  • Weekly Overload Recreational Killer

    A highly dangerous virus called “Weekly Overload Recreational Killer” (WORK) is currently going around.

    If you come into contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest “Biological Anxiety Relief” (BAR) center to take the antidotes known as “Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract” (WINE), “Radioactive UnWork Medicine” (RUM), “Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter” (BEER), or “Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen” (VODKA).

    Stay alert and warn your friends.

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  • I’d Like a Burger and Fries Please

    A blonde walks into a library…

    …and then says to the librarian, “Hi, I’d like a burger and fries please.”

    **Librarian:** Ma’am, this is a library.

    **Blonde:** Oh, sorry. (Whispering) “I’d like a burger and fries please.”

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  • We Don’t Serve Food Here

    A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink…

    The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

  • I Could See Myself Working There

    They’re building a mirror factory in my town.

    I could see myself working there.

  • The Results Are Staggering

    Scientists have finished a study on how alcohol can affect a person’s ability to walk.

    The results are staggering.

  • Brunette Jokes

    What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
    A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.

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    What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
    Brown-bagging it.

    What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
    No one else wants it.

    Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
    So brunettes can remember them.

    What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
    Invisible.

    What’s a brunette’s mating call?
    “Has the blonde left yet?”

    Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes?
    The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable.

    Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
    When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

    What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
    The invitation.

    What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
    A hostage.

    Who makes bras for brunettes?
    Fisher-Price.

    Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
    It matches their mustache.

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  • Phallic Symbol

    Me: “It’s a phallic symbol.”

    Blonde Secretary in the office: “Ooh! I’d hate to tell you what it looks like!”

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  • How Does a Blonde Hold Her Liquor

    How does a blonde hold her liquor?

    By the ears.

  • So Blonde That

    He was so blonde that…

    – he spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate”
    – he thought 2Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
    – if you gave him a penny for intelligence, you’d get change back
    – under “education” on his job application, he put “Hooked On Phonics”
    – it takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes
    – he studied for a blood test – and failed
    – he thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
    – he sold the car for gas money
    – when he saw the “NC-17” (under 17 not admitted), he went home and got 16 friends
    – he thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company
    – when he was on the highway going to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left”, he turned around and went home

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