What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
One looks up your family tree. The other looks up your family bush.
Joke Type: absurdist
Absurdist jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper
I couldn’t sleep last night because I realized Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have the same middle names.
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Bad Brakes Have Never Stopped Me Before
It’s probably not safe for me to be driving right now.
But, hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.
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One Man’s Junk Is Another Man’s Treasure
Why are gay dating sites so popular?
Because one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.
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Asking for My Feed Back
I bought some birdseed from Amazon, and the very next day they emailed asking for my feed back. Not cool.
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Too Much History Between Us
I was at the museum, and I suddenly saw my ex on the other side of the exhibition hall. I didn’t go and say hello though.
There was too much history between us.
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I Can’t Wait to Rub It In
I have been diagnosed with a rare condition and my doctor prescribed me some anti-gloating cream medication.
I can’t wait to rub it in.
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Which Vowel Is the Most Important
The other day, a friend and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important.
I won.
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I’ve Come a Long Way
It’s been 3 years since I started training for the ejaculation distance championships.
Since then I’ve come a long way.
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Only Sustained Light Injuries
I accidentally ran into a lamp post. Thankfully, I only sustained light injuries.
