I gave my wife an orgasm yesterday…
…but she spit it out.
Joke Type: bait and switch
Bait and switch jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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She spit it out
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Pump number 5
I got robbed today and called the police.
The cop asked if I had a description of the assailant.
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Farting in the Fast Lane!
A woman walks into a car dealership to browse around, not really planning to buy anything. In the showroom, she sees a beautiful convertible with a leather interior. She reaches down to touch the seat and accidentally lets a fart go.
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Finding Happiness After Twenty Years Together
My husband and I were happy for 20 years.
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When Jokes Turn Serious: The Singing Saga
I thought my wife was joking when she said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop singing “I’m a Believer.”
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Grief Lessons: Good Counsel, No Tears
My grief councillor died last week.
Luckily for me, though, he was very good at his job, because I really don’t give a shit.
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Between Marathons and Sprints: My Mixed Race Upbringing
My father ran the marathon but my mother ran the 100 meter dash so I grew up with mixed race parents.
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Polish Women: Monthly Challenges and GED Tests
What’s long, hard and given to most Polish Women at Least once a month?
A GED Test
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Wedding Night Woes: The Long Last Name
What’s long, hard to get your tongue around, and given to a Polish woman by her husband on her wedding night?
His last name. -
Dating Nostalgia: A Dinner with a Twist!
My wife complained that I don’t treat her like I did when we were dating.
So I took her to dinner and dropper her off at her parent’s house.
