An annoyed lady approaches Little Johnny after watching him eat a bag of candy for some time.
Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
Unleash ChaosJoke Type: bait and switch
Bait and switch jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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I asked a Scottish guy to name all the women he slept with
I asked a Scottish guy to name all the women he slept with.
He fell asleep.
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Comic books missing the last page
All the comic books I bought from the store are missing the last page, so I have to draw my own conclusions.
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A mime was arrested after breaking his left arm in a bar fight
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still…has the right to remain silent.
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Why Do You Have to Be Careful When Trees Start Dropping Feathers Instead of Leaves
Why do you have to be careful when trees start dropping feathers instead of leaves?
It could be your down-fall.
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The Worst Possible Place to Sell Seashells
When you think about it, it’s the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.
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Teaching Democracy
Last night, I taught my kids about democracy by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order.
Then I picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.
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That’s fare
I asked the cashier “Could you give me small change instead of bills? I need money for the bus.”
She said “That’s fare”
