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This blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and, sure enough, she opens the door to find him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is angry.

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She opens her purse, takes out the gun but, as she does, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it.”

The blonde replies, “Shut up, you’re next.”

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The Widow and the Thief

Late one night, a thief broke into a widow’s house.

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He pointed a gun and said, “You’ve got two choices… You can die… or you can enjoy.”

Terrified, the widow gave in.

Afterward, the thief fell asleep.

When morning came, the widow quietly took the gun from his hand and pointed it at him.

The thief woke up frozen in fear.

The widow smiled and said, “Now you have two choices… You can go home… or we can go again.”

Joke Type: dark humor