SON… I CAME ACROSS THIS PORNO MAGAZINE, UNDER YOUR MATTRESS
ASSES
…AND A LITTLE BIT ON THE FLOOR.
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Are You Trying to Tell Me This Guy Couldn’t Breath??
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THIS GUY COULDN’T BREATH??
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Ever Been Driving and Flick a Cigarette Out the Window
Ever been driving and flick a cigarette out the window, then a minute later smell something and look in the back seat to find your grandmother fingering herself?
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Masturbating Twice a Week Increases Life Expectancy by 20%
Masturbating twice a week increases life expectancy by 20%
Me in 3263:
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February Used to Have 31 Days
February used to have 31 days and then 3 of them got stolen. That’s when it was named Black History Month.
