Joke Type: observational

Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Good Luck Mr Gorsky

    Astronaut Neil Armstrong’s enigmatic remark ‘Good luck, Mr. Gorsky’ during the Apollo mission has puzzled many for years.

    When asked about it decades later, Armstrong finally revealed the story behind his mysterious words.

    As a kid, Armstrong was playing baseball in his backyard when a fly ball landed near his neighbor’s window.

    The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he overheard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at her husband, ‘Oral sex? You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!’

  • This Little Piggy

    You’d think that at some point the little piggy that went to market might swing by the pharmacy and pick up something for the one with the uncontrollable bladder.

  • How Rumours Start In The Office

    How Rumours Start In The Office

    HOW RUMOURS START IN THE OFFICE

  • Domestic Dispute

    Domestic Dispute

    “Sir, did you make a 911 call concerning a domestic dispute?”

  • Need Cash Alcohol Research

    Need Cash Alcohol Research

    NEED CASH FOR ALCOHOL RESEARCH

  • Flyers Game Priceless

    Flyers Game Priceless

    Front Row Seats to Flyers Game: $145.00

    Replica Hockey Jersey: $225.00

    Beers and Hot Dogs: $22.00

    Picture of you and your friend acting like a couple of FAGS in Sports Illustrated: PRICELESS

  • Whoopee Cushion in the Library

    People may think of whoopee cushions as an old joke, but then they probably haven’t experienced the hilarity to be found at a quiet, crowded library.

  • When Women Make Gay Men Question Everything

    Two gay men are beach walking, holding hands when a beautiful woman passes them. She’s 5’10”, 38-24-36, with a string bikini on and no tan lines!

    The first gay man turns to his friend, sighs audibly, and in a breathless whisper says, “It’s women like her that sometimes make me wish I was a Lesbian!”

  • Delicate Hand-Eye Skills

    I often wonder if I would be in my current profession if I hadn’t developed my delicate hand-eye skills as a child playing “Operation.” Probably not, since the boss would have fired me long ago for ruining all those keyboards because of stray peanut bits falling off of my Salted Nut Roll.

  • Hypnotize a Cat

    Cats aren’t so damn superior. Heck, you can easily hypnotize one by dangling a shiny object in front of its eyes and giving it tuna… giving it tuna… must give the cat some tuna….