Joke Type: observational

Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Searched So Thoroughly Gold Watch

    Searched So Thoroughly Gold Watch

    ewilliams1: They searched him so thoroughly, they found a gold watch.

  • Family of Four

    Family of Four

    I was assigned female at birth and identify as a woman, but according to the back of the Kraft mac and cheese box I’m a family of four

  • Dad Behind Me

    Dad Behind Me

    Lost my virginity today… made me remember when i first learnt how to ride a bike. My dad was behind me the whole time

  • 5/8 Tubular Rolled Gauze

    5/8 Tubular Rolled Gauze

    5/8″ x 5 Tubular

    .29

    BARTELL DRUGS

    Buy 1 Get 1 FREE

    Rolled Gauze

  • Ladder Safety Sign

    Ladder Safety Sign

    I’m not sure what this sign is a safety precaution for, but I think using your feet on a ladder is a better option…

  • Baby Shower So Fucking Clean

    Baby Shower So Fucking Clean

    My girlfriend’s been at a baby shower for like 3 hours that baby’s gotta be so fucking clean by now what the fuck are they even doing

  • Wash Ass First

    Wash Ass First

    WHEN YOU WASH YOUR ASS FIRST THEN WASH YOUR FACE

  • I Just Got That Puppy

    I Just Got That Puppy

    When your dad shows you how to properly kill and skin an animal.

    I just got that puppy…

  • Divorce Courtney Love

    Divorce Courtney Love

    That face you make when you try to divorce Courtney Love

  • Catholic Converter

    Catholic Converter

    Built Xterra/Frontier. 1 hour ago

    Can a bad Alternator cause the Catholic converter to go bad?

    Reply: I will literally pay for your vasectomy