Pun Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Shooting a Bow and Arrow While Wearing a Blindfold

Have you ever tried shooting a bow and arrow while wearing a blindfold?

You don’t know what you’re missing.

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

I’ve invented a new game called Silent Tennis.

It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.

I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs.

It’s a step-by-step guide.

My friend is making a documentary series on how to fly an airplane.

He’s currently filming the pilot.

Green is my favorite color.

I love it more than blue and yellow combined.

My buddy builds tunnels for a living.

Personally, I think it sounds like a boring job, but he totally digs it.

My friend had to quit his job helping foreign tourists find a place to sleep while they were traveling.

It was a hostel work environment.

I had a great childhood. One of my favorite things was to roll down hills in tires.

Those were the Goodyears.

I went to the doctor and said I’ve got an earache, inflamed sinuses, conjunctivitis, and headaches, but he was dismissive.

He told me, “It’s all in your head.”