Pun Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Chloroform Puts the Sensual Back Into Non-Consensual

Chloroform

puts the sensual back into

non-consensual

What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?

Trans fat.

When a deaf person wins an auction

i’ve won…… but at what cost?

Farting in bed

Sheet music

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

— Pythagoras

People with geometry fetishes — they come in all shapes and sizes.

My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.

“It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.

Why is the reverse-cowgirl position banned in Alabama?

Because you don’t turn your back on family.

A daughter once asked, “Why is your hair white?”

Mom said, “Every time you’re bad, it loses its light.”

The girl looked at Grandma and whispered in fright,

“Wow, Mom, you must have been a real terror at night!”

Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher was going through a list of words to have each student use in a sentence.

Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.

As she got closer to Johnny, she began to regret her decision. His word was “urinate,” and she really didn’t want to give it to him.

The teacher asked, “Who wants the next one?”

Little Johnny’s hand was waving in the air while no one else responded.

Defeated, the teacher said, “Okay, Johnny, your word is ‘urinate.’”

Little Johnny thought for a moment, then said, “My dad says you’re an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you’d be a ten.”