Pun Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Bob Loved the Outdoors

What’s black and always in the back of a police car?
The seats.

You know why sharks don’t eat clowns?
They taste funny.

What does a robot do after sex?
Nuts and Bolts.

Why do they put barcodes on the side of ships from Norway?
So they can Scandinavian.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre

Times New Roman and Lucinda Calligraphy go into a bar.
The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve your type here”.

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might be tempted to say “Arrrrrrr” but a pirate’s first love is the C.

What did the drummer name his new twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2

I think I got ripped off.
I just paid $15 for the “Where’s Waldo” audio book.