Joke Type: pun

A 22-year-old woman seduces a wealthy 85-year-old man.

She figures, how bad could it be? He’s worth millions — maybe she’ll even marry him. The first night, she’s naked in the bedroom, waiting for him to come out of the bathroom.

The old man walks out with a huge erection, a box of condoms, earplugs, and a clothespin.

“What are those for?!” she yells.

The old man says, “There are two things I can’t stand… the sound of a screaming woman and the smell of burning rubber.”