What do you call a psychic little person who escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
Joke Type: pun
Pun jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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My Cat: The Feline Communist
I think my cat is a communist.
All he talks about is “Mao, Mao, Mao.”
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Unseen Love: Stevie Wonder’s Untold Fatherhood
Stevie Wonder has kids he’s never seen.
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Why Women Adore Jesus: The Ultimate Gesture!
Why do women love Jesus?
Because he was (spreads arms) hung like this.
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Chemistry Humor: NaBrO to the Rescue!
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
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Pawsitively Mistaken: Cat Meds Gone Wrong!
I accidentally took my cat’s medication last night.
Don’t ask meow.
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Two Mormons: Double the Fun, Less the Beer!
Why would you invite two Mormons to go fishing?
Because if you only invite one, they’ll drink all your beer.
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Bananas: Prostate Power with a Side of Reminder!
My doctor told me bananas were good for the prostate.
I wish he had also told me I needed to eat them.
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Wolves: Higher Jumpers Than Houses!
Did you know that wolves can jump higher than an average 1 story house?
Absolutely true, but mostly because houses can’t jump very high.
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Shopping List Showdown: Lingo and Laughter!
You say “toh-MAY-toh,” I say “toh-MAH-toh.”
You say “soothing lotion for breastfeeding mothers,” I say “boob lube.”This is why you shouldn’t let me write the shopping list.
