Jesus walks into a motel.
He puts three nails on the counter and says, “Can you put me up for the night?”
Joke Type: pun
Pun jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Diarrhea Awareness Week: Knowledge is Power!
Diarrhea Awareness starts on Monday.
Runs through Friday.
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Dark Humor: The Baby Float Recipe!
How do you make a dead baby float?
One can of root beer, one scoop of vanilla, and two scoops of dead baby.
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Limo Dreams: No Driver, No Ride!
I just rented a limo for $500, then learned that fee doesn’t even include a driver.
So I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!
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Rash Decisions: A Lesson from Allergies
I woke up to an allergic reaction spreading all over my body.
My instinct was to go straight to the doctor, but then I realized that one should never make rash decisions!
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Gators vs. Crocs: Timing is Everything!
What’s the difference between an alligator, and a crocodile?
One you will see later; the other after a while.
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Achieving a Smoking Hot Body: Cremation Humor!
I’ve decided that cremation is the only way I’m going to get a smoking hot body.
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Too Many Questions for a Simple Donation!
Blood donation centers ask way too many questions:
“Where’d you get it?”
“Whose blood is it?”
“Why is it in a bucket?” -
Kidney Donation: Where Did You Get It?
I tried to donate a kidney but they kept asking where I got it from…
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Blonde in a library
A blonde walked into a library, marched up to the counter, and said, “I’d like a Big Mac combo meal with large fries and a Diet Coke.”
The librarian said, “Excuse me! This is a library!”
The blonde then whispered, “Sorry… I’d like a Big Mac combo meal with large fries and a Diet Coke.”
