Pun Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Curious Kids and Leprechaun Lore

My kids asked me what I knew about Leprechauns.

I said very little.

Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today
Don’t worry, it was a draft. He was able to dodge it.

What is in a ghost’s nose?
Boo-gers.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
The second time let me down.

Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
It’s two-tired.

My wife took everything from me in the divorce. Including my expensive shoes.
She has sole custody.

Did you hear about the guitar that aroused people when played?

It had to be put on the sexy Fenders register.

A woman is accused of beating her husband half to death with his guitar collection.

The judge looks down at her and asks, “First offender?”

The woman replies, “nope, first a Martin, then a Gibson, then a Fender.”