Setup-punchline jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
An employee asks his boss for a raise, explaining that four companies are after him.
The boss agrees to a ten percent raise and extra vacation time, then asks which companies are after him.
The employee replies, “The Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company, and the Mortgage Company!”
A car is swerving all over the road. It cuts across the centerline, whips back to the shoulder, and then back into its lane, until a cop pulls it over.
The driver is a blonde. She explains that she keeps seeing a tree in the road and has to swerve to avoid it.
She points ahead and says, “See, look, officer. There’s another tree in the road.”
The officer looks through the windshield and says, “Ma’am, that’s not a tree. That’s your air freshener.”
