YOU’RE A SKINHEAD YOU BITCH
NO DAD, IT’S LEUKEMIA
LEUK-WHAT? STOP SPEAKING GERMAN YOU FUCKING NAZI
Joke Type: shock value
Shock value jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Gordon Ramsay Dwarf Lookalike Eaten by Badger
rachel @raalaa_
Roses are red, Sugar is used to sweeten
Gordon Ramsay’s dwarf porn star look alike found dead in badger den half eaten
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One Leg
What has one leg and licks balls?
My amputee girlfriend.
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Impressed by My Fat Balls
Don’t be impressed by money, followers, degrees and titles. Be impressed by humility integrity, generosity and my fat balls.
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Stacy Took My Virginity
[GUY]-“Stacy took my virginity last night!”
[FRIEND]-“Isn’t Stacy mentally retarded?”
[GUY]-“i wanted my first time to be special.”
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That Was a Close One
So where were you last night?
I sure as hell wasn’t having sex with little children!
that was a close one…
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Madison’s Lab Partner
you thought you were having a bad day, at least you’re not Madison’s lab partner…yikesssssss
Today in my bio lab we were doing check swabs and like checking them out under the microscope.. and cheek cells all look like fried eggs. & this girl was like ummm my don’t look anything like that and so the prof walked over and looked at hers and she goes well that’s because these aren’t cheek cells they’re sperm cells
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USA Shooting Gold Medal
Dan @THFC_Dan_: How the f🤭k didnt USA win the gold medal for shooting
paulmc @paulmac_78: Because it wasn’t in a high school???
TOP COMMENTS: That joke is so dark a cop almost shot it.
