I don’t think I could ever be “born again,” like some of those Evangelicals I see. I don’t remember much from the first time, but umbilical cords freak me out, and I seriously doubt my mom would go for it.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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The Hard Disk
Last night, my friends and I went to a geek strip club called “The Hard Disk.” Lame, you say? What if I told you they only charged $20 for a laptop dance?
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The Top 16 Election Day Cocktails
The Top 16 Election Day Cocktails
16. Mudslinger
15. Non-Consensual Sex on the Beach
14. Pina Clintada: coconut, pineapple, and $250K for access to the bartender
13. Orange Whine Cooler
12. The Jill Beer Stein: a “germ”-in beer stein filled with penicillin
11. Slow Uncomfortable Grope Against the Wall
10. Mai-Tais to Wall Street
9. The Greatest: just toilet water, but believe me, everyone is saying it will be beautiful, the best cocktail you ever tasted
8. BenghaZima
7. The Gary Johnson: you’ll forget your troubles, foreign leaders, war zones…
6. Margarita (that Mexico will pay for!)
5. The Campaign Promise: an empty glass
4. White Russian Who Got a Meeting With the Secretary of State Because He Contributed to Her Foundation
3. Bloody Megyn
2. Screwedover: orange juice with lots of bitters
And the Number One Election Day Cocktail…
1. Pervy Wallbuilder
