Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Maine Postal Abbreviation Confusion
Does anyone else have trouble remembering whether the postal abbreviation for Maine is ma, mi or mn?
Or is it just me?
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Predicting What’s Inside a Wrapped Present
Not to brag, but I have this incredible talent in predicting what’s inside a wrapped present.
It’s a gift.
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The Worst Possible Place to Sell Seashells
When you think about it, it’s the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.
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A dreamer
I’d like to see a world without plagiarism. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.
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I hear music
My friend was walking down the street and he said, “I hear music.” As if there is any other way of taking it in.
I tried to taste it, but it did not work.
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That’s fare
I asked the cashier “Could you give me small change instead of bills? I need money for the bus.”
She said “That’s fare”
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Before the Crowbar Was Invented
Before the crowbar was invented, I bet that crows used to just drink at home.
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Music without lyrics
I don’t enjoy music without lyrics. It just doesn’t speak to me.
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Dog Ate a Bag of Scrabble Tiles
My dog ate an entire bag of scrabble tiles, so I had to take him to the vet.
No word yet.
