Wordplay Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

the blank in the adage, “Absence makes the _ grow _.”

the blank in the adage, “Absence makes the _____ grow _____.” Turned out that my reply “penis” and “harder” was not the correct one.

Call me a fetishist, but I like my porn stars to show a little spunk

Call me a fetishist, but I like my porn stars to show a little spunk.

I sure hope Rapunzel’s carpet didn’t match the drapes in length,

I sure hope Rapunzel’s carpet didn’t match the drapes in length, because she’d never find pants that fit.

Boy, did my junk sting after I made it with that chick at the

Boy, did my junk sting after I made it with that chick at the swingers club. I guess there’s some truth to that old saying, “Love is a many-splintered thing.”

I am fuck’s biggest fan. I stalk fuck. Why can’t life be more

I am fuck’s biggest fan. I stalk fuck. Why can’t life be more like fucking all the time?

Since the word “sodomy” means oral as well as anal sex, I think

Since the word “sodomy” means oral as well as anal sex, I think it shows a great deal of laziness on the part of lawmakers that they haven’t invented a word to distinguish both sexual acts under the law. At least that’s the best defense strategy I’ve come up with so far.

Joke Type: wordplay