Joke Type: wordplay

Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • An escasooner

    What’s faster than an escalator?

    An escasooner.

  • She slowly came around

    Last night at the airport, there was a woman totally passed out on the baggage carousel.

    She slowly came around.

  • All of the seats were already taken

    Unfortunately, I showed up late to the kleptomaniacs’ conference.
    Needless to say, all of the seats were already taken.

  • All the digging

    What’s the worst thing about having sex in a cemetery?

    All the digging.

  • She gave me permission

    My wife said I could be an idiot sometimes.

    I think it was pretty cool of her to give me permission.

  • Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball

    What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Land Rover?

    Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball over 300 yards.

  • They’d crack each other up

    “Dad, why don’t eggs tell jokes?”

    Because they’d crack each other up.

  • It will still be stationary

    It doesn’t matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.

  • The Top 20 Brexitisms

    20. Czechout

    19. Byehamas

    18. AufWiederSpain

    17. Bolts-wanna

    16. ToStayOrTogo

    15. Cote de AuRevoir

    14. Canadivorce

    13. Fleeji

    12. Scootland

    11. Outdia

    10. Bounce-nia and Herewegoseeya

    9. Dubaibye

    8. Afghaniscram

    7. China-na-na, Hey Hey, Goodbye!

    6. Solongman Islands

    5. Australiaderci!

    4. Farewales

    3. Ethelopeia

    2. ColorMeGhana

    And the number one Brexitism…

    1. Greece Out

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