Joke Type: wordplay

Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Gloreo Hole

    Gloreo Hole

    GLOREO HOLE

  • Parsley Farm

    I just got hired at a parsley farm.

    It’s pretty easy work, but the downside is that they started garnishing my wages.

  • Expecting Some Magic – TADA

    Expecting Some Magic – TADA

    Expecting some magic out of this lad

    JAPAN

    TADA

    beijing 2008

  • Red Flags Everywhere

    I broke up with my girlfriend of five years because I found out she was a communist.

    I should have known — there were red flags everywhere.

  • Invisible

    I thought I was invisible, so I went to the doctor…

    …unfortunately, he couldn’t see me.

  • Fantastic What

    Fantastic What

    Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite

    It is one of the most wanted collabs ever

    philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_

    Fantastic what

  • Skinhead? It’s Leukemia

    Skinhead? It’s Leukemia

    YOU’RE A SKINHEAD YOU BITCH

    NO DAD, IT’S LEUKEMIA

    LEUK-WHAT? STOP SPEAKING GERMAN YOU FUCKING NAZI

  • The Wizard’s Choice

    When I was a kid, a wizard gave me a choice — to have a giant dick, or perfect memory.

    I forgot which one I picked.

  • One Leg

    What has one leg and licks balls?

    My amputee girlfriend.

  • Flappuccino

    What is the female equivalent of teabagging?

    A flappuccino.