Joke Type: wordplay

Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Top 16 Reindeer Mob Nicknames

    16. Rudolph “Bloody Nose” Valentino

    15. Dancer “On Your Grave” Zamboni

    14. Rudolph “Red Light District” Gambini

    13. Dancer “Crazy Legs” Baryshnikov

    12. Dancer “With the Fishes” Rigatoni

    11. Prancer “The Florist” DiFlamingo

    10. Prancer “Twinkle Toes” Balleria

    9. Comet “The Cleaner” Colombo

    8. Cupid “Kiss of Death” Donnitelli

    7. Blitzen “The Mad Bavarian” Schultz

    6. Donner “Teflon Donner” Gotti

    5. Rudolph “Rudy” Giuliani

    4. Donner “Party” Cannibali

    3. Dancer “Tiny” Eltonjohni

    2. Vixen “The Big Antler” De Luca

    And the number one Reindeer Mob nickname…

    1. Donner “Chimney Plugger” Terrazzo

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  • The impotent couldn’t come

    We recently opened a shelter for the poor, needy, and the impotent.

    The poor and needy showed up, but the impotent couldn’t come.

  • CB Lingo 201

    I would think the hardest part of truck-driving school is CB Lingo 201. You know, the second year, where everything you say in class has to be in CB.

  • Bob Pope

    The pope should change his name to Bob. Then he would be Bob Pope, and he could have charity golf tournaments and go around the world on tours with a star-studded cast as his entourage. It would certainly liven up his shows a bit.

  • Now I want to break three

    I was going through my old stuff when I broke two Queen records.
    Now I want to break three.

  • Aren’t going to work out

    I asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up…
    Guess the two of us aren’t going to work out.

  • Under a buck

    What’s the difference between a beer nut and a deer nut?
    A bowl of beer nuts is about $1.80, but you can always find a deer nut under a buck.

  • It’s pasture bedtime

    I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.”

    Puzzled, she asked, “What’s that got to do with anything?”

    I chuckled, “Well, that means…”
    “It’s pasture bedtime!”

  • Is it still considered a beef?

    If two vegans are having an argument…

    Is it still considered a beef?