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Sharks and Clowns: A Tasty Mystery!

You know why sharks don’t eat clowns?
They taste funny.

Why do they put barcodes on the side of ships from Norway?
So they can Scandinavian.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre

Times New Roman and Lucinda Calligraphy go into a bar.
The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve your type here”.

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might be tempted to say “Arrrrrrr” but a pirate’s first love is the C.

What did the drummer name his new twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2

Everyone wants to know where’s Waldo.
Nobody asks how’s Waldo.

I think I got ripped off.
I just paid $15 for the “Where’s Waldo” audio book.

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open Windows in space.

Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Wherever you left it.